The Cranium | Occipital Lobe
You know what they say about curiosity. OK. Today we will talk about zombies, a subject near and dear to our crania. Zombies. Flesh-eating zombies. Undead creatures, reanimated by mystical forces, who walk the night answering only to their compulsions and those of their creators. Today, zombies are more popular than a hot high school cheerleader. They have their own books, plays, shows and movies. They make guest appearances on late night TV. They have apparently planned to take advantage of the breakdown of our civilization with a new zombie apocalypse (and, they dance the Apocalypso). Ubiquitous, it seems that they have even invaded our site. Why, you ask? It is simple and clear. As any true aficionado knows, zombies have a taste for graymatter. And, we’ve got good graymatter.
No cats were harmed by your curiosity.